{"id":13105,"date":"2026-07-06T20:51:03","date_gmt":"2026-07-06T20:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/?p=13105"},"modified":"2026-07-07T10:02:20","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T10:02:20","slug":"monkey-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/?p=13105","title":{"rendered":"I am monkey, monkey man"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>hab sie heute an der rezeption gesehen, oh mein gott, stunning, sie macht mich v\u00f6llig fertig, krieg weiche knie, wei\u00df nicht, wo oben, wo unten ist, wei\u00df nur eines, sie trifft ihn, und ich geh leer aus, kratz mit den fingern\u00e4geln an der t\u00fcr, bis sie blutig sind, klemm die klingel auf dauer l\u00e4uten, schlaf im fahrstuhl, fahr rauf und runter, penn auf der stra\u00dfe, auf ner bank, morgens sind die hosen weg, und hab die schuhe immer noch an, kauf mir neue, mach mich h\u00fcbsch, spuck mir auf die schuhe, polier sie unten an den hosen, was f\u00fcr ein glanz, I am a monkey man, a monkey in love. seh sie im cafe, gegen\u00fcber, stell mich neben sie, hi, und, sie zeigt mir die z\u00e4hne. hi, hi Felix, how are you. hab hier zu tun, Bella, bin \u00f6fters hier, kenn hier n paar leute, kleine gesch\u00e4fte, untzo. interessant, verstehe, du ich muss, man sieht sich. ich schmei\u00df die schuhe weg, und lauf \u00fcber die strasse, zum pawn shop, brauch das ding ja eh nicht mehr. don&#8217;t loose my number, if you have a change of heart, we could stay inside and play games, with your steely dan, love.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Monkey Man (Remastered 2019)\" width=\"620\" height=\"465\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5mwCmlaupkY?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hab sie heute an der rezeption gesehen, oh mein gott, stunning, sie macht mich v\u00f6llig fertig, krieg weiche knie, wei\u00df nicht, wo oben, wo unten ist, wei\u00df nur&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13105"}],"version-history":[{"count":42,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13182,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13105\/revisions\/13182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alanrolsky.site\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}